We all have something new to be thankful for, because I was right again. The Jurassic World trailer is coming out on Thanksgiving.
I can’t wait… rrrgh, but I have to, Thanksgiving isn’t for nine days. Wait this out with me, guys. Let’s all just huddle together in this corner of the Internet with our new viral website wrapped around us and wait for the daylight to come again.
There’s an analysis of the Masrani website (which is obviously inferior to mine, as it completely lacks pug jokes) up now on jplegacy.org. They seem to have a round-the-clock staff scouring the Internet for new Jurassic World stuff, with the amount of news they put up on their website and Facebook page. I wonder if they’re hiring? I need to get in on that action.