Oh Dearing, Another Last Name

We know Claire’s last name! From the official Jurassic Park Facebook page:


Frankly, my Dearing, I don’t give a– okay, okay, I’ll stop.

We also got a look at a few more pieces of merchandise from the Toy Fair:


Awwwww. Not gonna lie, I’ll probably end up putting the shirts on my dogs. Yes, I do lead a fulfilling life, thank you very much.


That’s a 3D poster starring T. rex (she doesn’t have a name yet, and I’m hoping she’ll get one since the raptors are important enough to have them. I vote for Mrs. Nesbitt), Dimorphodon, Pterodactyl, Echo, Delta and Delta’s wicked side-eye. Look at her. I’ve never been glared at so hard in my life.

If evolution saw this thing coming, it’d chemically neuter itself.

The only reason I subjected you to that was because I think I see an Amargasaurus head in there, which may lead to at least a Hero Mashers toy of the animal and maybe a plastic figure on scale with the rest. (Oh yeah, and now that you’ve seen that, this is the least I can do: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Holy-Water-Bottle-with-Cross-3-5-inch-/171448016723?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27eb191f53 )

All right, that’s pretty much it. Just one more thing. Made by Nemosoul on JPLegacy and presented free of context*:


Modesty forbids me from making pretty much any relevant joke. Source for the toys: http://www.scified.com/site/jurassicworld/indominus-rexs-roar-revealed–a-closer-look-at-jurassic-world-merchandise

*Okay, a little context: please don’t support that movie. Consider this an anti-endorsement.


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